BRRR, RESPONSIBLY
- Public
- Mainstream
Cannot be destroyed.
Prints money for whoever already owns the assets.
- power
- 7/4
- resist
- 8
- income
- 4
264 cards.
BRRR, RESPONSIBLY
Cannot be destroyed.
Prints money for whoever already owns the assets.
YOUR FILES, OUR RENT
Somebody else's computer, in every country at once, billed by the millisecond.
THERE'S ONE INSIDE
Your attempts to control a Private vassal: +3.
IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT
NICE SHOP YOU GOT
+3 when this vassal itself attacks to control a Shadow vassal.
SOLD IN 0.1 SECONDS
Your attention, auctioned in a tenth of a second. You were not invited to the auction.
WE WERE NEVER HERE
WE ARE THE WEEKEND
PLEASE HOLD (3 YRS)
Every kingdom runs on its wafers. The waiting list is three years long.
YOU, BUT COMPLIANT
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +3.
VIEW: SOLD OUT
+6 when this card itself attacks to control a Science or Computer vassal.
NOW 2% GREENER
TAP TO PAY. AND PAY
At your income, takes 2 from each rival's overlord.
A small fee on everything, forever.
AUDIT? FAILED AGAIN
READ RECEIPTS: ON
+4 to neutralize when this card attacks.
Reads every message. Answers none.
EVERYTHING'S BIGGER
1 UNICORN, 9 GRAVES
Funds ten companies to kill nine markets and call the tenth a category.
STOKED ON EQUITY
YOU AGREED
+3 to control Open vassals when this card attacks.
You agreed. Page 41, paragraph 9.
LET'S FORM A PANEL
IN BRRR WE TRUST
Money it transfers may go to any of your vassals, not only its neighbours.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH
No income of its own: in your income phase it takes 2 from each rival who has money.
PASSIVELY OWNING YOU
Owns a little of everything, so it never has to care about anything.
FRIENDLY RATES, 300%
WE WROTE THAT BILL
+5 when this card attacks the Antitrust Regulators.
Writes the rules, then the press release praising them.
WE KNOW. WE CARE.
STRIPPED FOR PARTS
+3 to destroy when this card attacks.
Buys it, strips it, then bills it a management fee.
AAA, TRUST US
Your other cards get +2 against every attack.
Triple-A, because we said so.
UNLIMITED* (*NOT)
Owns the last mile, and every mile before it.
WE DON'T HAVE TO
AGENDA: EVERYTHING
ALL THE NEWS WE OWN
PANDAS: LEASED ONLY
Rich in resources. Any attempt to destroy it: -20.
PEACE THROUGH PROFIT
Now with machine learning, so nobody has to decide anything.
WE'RE HERE TO HELP
AGI, NEXT QUARTER
Promises the end of work, the end of disease and next quarter's revenue, in that order.
EMISSIONS: OPTIONAL
Your attempts to control a Science vassal: +2.
BE YOUR OWN BOSS*
+4 when this card attacks the Couriers' Union.
You're not staff, you're a partner. Partners don't get sick pay.
BILLED IN 6 MINUTES
Your cards defend at +4 against Public or Private attackers.
PERFECTLY SAFE-ISH
YOUR THOUGHTS, OURS
Once a turn, free: add, remove or reverse one alignment of any other vassal in play until the end of your turn.
INVENTED BY LAWYERS
+2 to every neutralize attempt by your cards.
Invented nothing. Owns the idea of inventing it.
CONCLUSION PREPAID
Independent research, funded by the conclusion.
NEITHER RAIN NOR APP
TRICKLE ANY DAY NOW
YACHTS, IMPOUNDED
Your attempts on a Communist vassal: +2, and +4 more when this card itself attacks to control one.
DEMO DAY OR DIE
Twelve weeks, a demo day and a cheque. Weird is just pre-revenue.
HIDING SINCE 1945
100% BACKED BY VIBES
+4 when this card attacks The Short Seller.
Pegged by sheer confidence. Reserves shown on request.
RIGHT-SIZED FOR YOU
+2 to every destroy attempt by your cards.
Every deck ends on the same slide: right-size.
I FEEL YOUR WALLET
Your attempts to control a Public vassal: +3, and +8 more when this card itself attacks.
HABITS ARE LOYALTY
DOCTOR RECOMMENDED*
+8 when this card itself attacks to control a Public vassal.
TINY STATE, BIG HAT
Utopian cards cannot attack your cards.
HEADS WE WIN. TAILS?
Your other cards: +10 resistance.
FIRST, DO NO REFUND
Your attempts on a Science vassal, of any kind: +5.
30% OF YOUR DREAM
+4 income while The Walled Garden controls it.
Thirty percent of every dream, collected at the gate.
SEIZED: THE PARTY
+8 when it attacks to destroy a Zealot vassal. Your attempts on the Gun Lobby, the Tobacco Companies or the Liquor Companies: +6.
KEEP CALM, PRINT ON
Once a turn, free: pay 2 from this card to draw one more card.
JUSTICE? STILL DUE
Your attempts to control an Open vassal: +2. Your cards defend at +4 against Open attackers.
EXPORTED WITH LOVE
Rich in resources: earns more than its power suggests.
500 CHANNELS OF NOPE
WE HAVE HEALTHCARE
+10 when this card itself attacks to control a Green vassal.
DEMOCRACY, DONATED
Counts as Public (only) when it attacks to control a Public vassal.
WRONG, PRECISELY
Knows your worth to three decimal places, and gets it wrong.
NOT A BANK. PROMISE
Not a bank. Holds your money. Not a bank.
BREACHED. SECURELY.
Sells the locks, the alarms, the insurance and the incident report.
I WANT MY RERUNS
OPEN WIDE, CITIZEN
CROWNS: NON MERCI
Your other cards: +2 resistance.
SECRET, BUT FRIENDLY
LET IT SNOW
Your attempts to control Punk Rockers, Cycle Gangs or Hollywood: +4.
STARTUP NATION
Your attempts to control the Mossad: +8.
STRUCTURALLY HOPEFUL
Your other cards: +2 resistance.
DRINK RESPONSIBLY*
+4 when this card itself attacks to control a Media vassal.
BUY. BE HAPPY. BUY.
Your attempts to control Big Media or Empty Vee: +5.
OXYGEN: PREMIUM TIER
Your attempts on a Space vassal, of any kind: +4.
2% OR ELSE
Your attempts to control a Nation: +4.
PATCHES WELCOME
Resistance 10 against Proprietary cards.
Keeps the world's servers running on donations and a mailing list.
STAY TUNED. STAY MAD
Never wrong, only early. Now with a donate button.
TAX-EXEMPT, AMEN
CHANGING THE WORLD*
Your attempts to control a Computer vassal: +4. Once a turn, free: pay 3 from this card to draw one more card.
TICKETS FROM 3000 BC
Defends at +10 against Magic attackers.
GIFTS: NOT DISCLOSED
Your cards defend at +4 against Public attackers.
CALL NOW TO BE SAVED
+3 when this vassal itself attacks to control the Moral Minority.
BANKING SINCE 1119
HEX THE PAY GAP
NOT IN ANY YARD
Your attempts to destroy Nuclear Power Companies: +2.
RULING DUE 2041
+5 when this card attacks the Lobbying Firm.
The case is filed. A ruling is expected next decade.
100% REAL HUMANS
+4 when this card attacks the Fact-Checkers.
Ten thousand voices, one power strip.
IT'S FOR SCIENCE
BLOOD AS A SERVICE
+10 when this card itself attacks to control the Vampires. Any attempt to destroy it: -10.
SHIPPED DISCREETLY
Five-star reviews, escrow, superb customer service. Wildly illegal.
LEAF US ALONE
YOUR RIGHTS, PATCHED
+4 when this card itself attacks to control a Computer vassal.
FORGED. DEBUNKED.
End of turn: rearrange your vassals freely.
NOBODY IN THE MIDDLE
Resistance 10 against Shadow cards.
End to end, and nobody in the middle.
MIND THE GAP
This card may attack or aid twice a turn.
HAPPY MEAL, SAD COW
EQUAL PAY, ANY DAY
Your attempts to control an Open vassal: +3.
SUDO MAKE ME COFFEE
Your attempts to control a Computer vassal: +2, and +6 more when this card itself attacks.
THERE IS NO FNORD
NOT YOUR LOGO
Once a turn, free: add, remove or reverse one alignment of another vassal in play until the end of your turn.
ARTICLES, ALLEGEDLY
UP AND TO THE RIGHT
Hockey stick or bust. Usually bust, then a pivot, then another hockey stick.
INFO WANTS PIZZA
+4 to neutralize Proprietary vassals when this card attacks.
Information wants to be free. So does pizza.
SEQUEL TO A SEQUEL
#NOFILTER #AD
+3 income while The Graph controls it.
Authenticity, managed at scale.
YOUR FILE IS THICK
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +2.
BEDSHEETS, NO BRAINS
THE HOUSE THANKS YOU
LICENSED TO BILL
TO THE MOON (-90%)
Holding the line. The line is a chart.
WEEKEND PATRIOTS
Your attempts to destroy a Private vassal: +6.
I DO, WE ALL DO
PEARLS: CLUTCHED
WE ALREADY KNEW
WE GO, IF FUNDED
Your attempts to control a Space vassal: +4.
SUNNY, WITH SECRECY
Public, Private and Shadow cards cannot destroy it. End of turn: rearrange your vassals freely.
NICE ROOF, BTW
MARGIN OF ERROR: YES
SEEING STARS, LIVE
WE VALUE YOUR DATA
+4 when this card attacks the Municipal IT Department.
Your files are safe. Your budget is not.
ARTISTS PAID IN 2090
9% RECYCLED. YAY.
Once a turn, free: pay 5 from this vassal to draw one more card.
FIRST AID, LAST CASH
Any attempt to destroy it: -6.
NOW WITH AN HR DEPT
Defends at +8 against Mainstream attackers.
NOT COLLUSION, MATH
+4 when this card attacks the Tenant Union.
Every landlord agrees on the price. They never met. The app did.
CORN, UNCORRUPTED
+6 when this card itself attacks to control a Green vassal. Your attempts to destroy a Private, Science, Space or Computer vassal: +2 for each of those it is.
SAVED, BRIEFLY
Your attempts to control a Private or Public vassal, or a Bank: +3.
WE TAKE THE BULLET
Your attempts to destroy a Public Personality: +10.
BE GOOD. NO POINTS.
Your cards defend at +3 against Mainstream or Proprietary attackers.
SMILE, CITIZEN
Every streetlight a sensor, every bench a terms of service.
OBEY. CONSUME.
ELVIS ATE MY UFO
+3 when this vassal itself attacks to control Convenience Stores.
I SENSE YOUR CARD
+6 when this card itself attacks to control the Actor President, the Stargazing First Lady or the Tabloids.
SCRIPT BY SPONSORS
Defends at +10 against Media attackers.
MERCH OF HEARTS
Utopian and Open cards cannot attack it.
I'M ONE OF YOU*
ELECTED 99.9%
Your cards defend at +4 against Public attackers.
TOMB WITH A VIEW
SEE APPENDIX F
Your attempts to control the Charming President, the Congressional Wives or the Democrats: +2.
SHORT AND SWEET
+5 when this card attacks the Stablecoin Issuer.
Reads the footnotes, then posts them.
KINDER, GENTLER SPY
MERCURY SAYS VETO
+10 when this card itself attacks to control the Actor President.
STILL ON BREAK
Your cards defend at +4 against Private attackers. +6 when this card itself attacks to control the CFL-AIO.
ANY DECADE NOW
Defends at +4 against everyone.
SAFE, ON THURSDAYS
+4 to neutralize Fringe vassals when this card attacks.
Policy updated hourly. Enforced weekly.
YOUNG BLOOD WANTED
+4 when this card itself attacks to control a Personality.
INSERT WALLET
+3 when this vassal itself attacks to control Convenience Stores.
MERGE OR ELSE
BEARLY NEWSWORTHY
+4 when this card itself attacks to control a Media vassal.
GUIDANCE MAY CHANGE
+15 when this card itself attacks to destroy a Place.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
POW! BUY ALL 12
THINK OF THE LYRICS
TRAUMA, OUTSOURCED
Resistance 8 against Zealot cards.
Has seen the worst of the internet before lunch, at an hourly rate.
OPEN. ALWAYS. HELP.
COPY THAT. AND THAT.
WE RATE YOU 1 STAR
+5 when this card attacks the Gig Platform.
Logged off, together.
IS THIS A STOP SIGN?
Teaching the machine what a stop sign is, nine cents at a time.
4 OF 5 WERE PAID
Your cards defend at +4 against Personality attackers.
RINSE, SPIN, REPEAT
Your attempts to destroy a Fringe or Zealot vassal: +4.
LIFE, UH, MONETIZES
CITATION NEEDED
+4 when this card attacks the Bot Farms.
Rating: mostly exhausted.
PICK A SERVER, ANY
Runs a whole social network out of a closet. Moderation by group chat.
DO NOT SAIL TOO FAR
THE FLUORIDE KNOWS
BREAKS ARE TRACKED
+4 income while The Everything Store controls it.
Two-day shipping, timed bathroom breaks.
TALENT ON LOAN
+10 when this card itself attacks to destroy a Fringe vassal.
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
Resistance 10 against an Open, Private or Fringe attacker.
HACK THE PLANET
Every attempt of yours to neutralize: +3.
NOW A TECH BUNKER
Rich in resources: earns more than its power suggests.
GLUTEN-FREE WALLET
Your attempts to control Anti-Nuclear Activists: +2.
SUN FOR SUBSCRIBERS
PACE: SPONSORED
Cannot be destroyed.
YOU MAY ALREADY WIN
Your attempts to control the Post Office: +4.
MARS OR BUST (BUST)
+4 when this vassal itself attacks the Orbital Mind Control Lasers, any kind of attack.
PRIVATIZE THE ROADS
FAMOUS. FOR THIS.
SOLDERED IN SPITE
A rooftop antenna, a soldering iron and a grudge against the carrier.
10 YEARS AWAY. AGAIN
Costs 1 at each income instead of earning.
Ten years from changing everything, for the twelfth year.
SUSPICIOUS: MAILMAN
Suspicious person reported: the mail carrier, again.
NOW HIRING. QUIETLY
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +2. Any attempt to destroy it: -10.
BOSSLESS, MEETINGFUL
+3 income while The Commune controls it.
Same app. The riders own it.
PAGE 41, OUT LOUD
+4 when this card attacks the Data Brokers.
Read the terms. All of them. Out loud.
ADAPTER NOT INCLUDED
+4 when this card attacks the Right-to-Repair Tinkerers.
A new port every year, a new adapter every week.
ASK ME HOW! (DON'T)
WARRANTY: VOID
+4 when this card attacks the Proprietary Charger Racket.
Voids the warranty. Saves the device.
SECRET. ASK ANYONE.
WE RUN THE CON
When this vassal itself attacks to control: +5 against Science Fiction Fans, +2 against Trekkies.
ASK YOUR PARENTS!
Your attempts to control a Ruthless vassal: +2.
ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU
Turns off the lights. Turns on the microphone.
NEUTRAL BY DESIGN
WE'RE NOT LEAVING
+4 when this card attacks the Rent-Setting Software.
The algorithm, meet the meeting.
IN A MEETING (FORE)
Your cards defend at +4 against Media attackers.
CARBON-NEUTRAL JET
+8 when this card itself attacks to control a Green vassal.
WAKE UP. BUY COURSE
Wakes at four to sell you the course on waking at four.
NO SUCH THING AS YOU
Your attempts to control England: +10.
SPEECH: PART 1 OF 9
MEDAL OF COMMERCE
Your attempts to control the International Cocaine Smugglers: +6.
PLEASE, AT $900/HR
Charges consulting rates to say 'please' to software.
PAIR NO. 3,001
I DON'T RECALL
+8 when this card itself attacks to control a Proprietary Media vassal.
STILL TOURING (DEAD)
Your cards defend at +4 against Media attackers. +6 when this card itself attacks to control the Church of the King.
STRONGLY CONCERNED
OOPS, ALL RECEIPTS
+5 when this card attacks the Signals Intelligence Bureau.
Kept a copy.
RARE: YOUR SAVINGS
PRINTED IN A GARAGE
THE INTERNET IS WET
Cannot be neutralized.
The whole internet, lying on the seabed, listening.
TAGGED, NOT TAXED
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +2.
PINS FOR TYRANTS
+8 when this card itself attacks to destroy a Personality.
WAR, BUT CARDBOARD
Your attempts on a Computer vassal, of any kind: +2.
LUNCH IS FOR WIMPS
I SEE NO ADS
+4 to any attack by your cards on the Ad Exchange.
The cheapest revolution there is.
ARMED WITH SIGNS
SAFE FROM YOU
Utopian cards cannot attack it.
Ten years of food, one exit and a nervous security team.
BE PREPARED. OBEY.
THE LAST CONSENSUS
Zealot cards cannot attack it.
The last thing everyone still agrees on.
CITIZENSHIP: $9.99
A new country with terms of service. Citizenship is a monthly plan.
YOUR SOUL, ON CREDIT
Rent, groceries and payroll, all in the same app.
DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH
Connects every dot, including the dead pixels.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
Once a turn, free: pay 3 from this card to draw one more card.
VIBES PER SQ FOOT
Kombucha on tap, equity in theory.
BORN TO BE MILD
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +2.
OWN NOTHING. CLICK.
Till the feed, harvest the clicks, own nothing.
SIP RESPONSIBLY
Drinks a lake a year to remember your photos.
SABOTAGE, ORGANIC
A BETTER TOMORROW*
Your attempts on the Orbital Mind Control Lasers, of any kind: +4.
5 STARS, 0 BENEFITS
Rated five stars by strangers they will never meet.
IN FIN WE TRUST
WELL, ACTUALLY...
GREEN, FROM THE PIT
The cloud has to land somewhere.
TO SERVE AND INVOICE
SEEN. NO COMMENT.
Have read everything. Have posted nothing. Cannot be moved.
DYING TO SERVE YOU
PASSWORD: PASSWORD
Runs the water system on a computer older than the intern.
THREE, NOT FIVE
WE ADJUSTED SUPPLY
HQ: THIS PALM TREE
Two palm trees, nine thousand headquarters.
LOAD-BEARING UNPAID
Half the internet rests on a library kept up by one tired volunteer.
THEY'RE RIGHT, SADLY
Every card of yours defends at +2.
BAKE SALE FOREVER
2600 HZ OF FREEDOM
Your attempts on the Phone Company, of any kind: +3.
TIME'S UP. $200.
SOMEHOW STILL LEGAL
Resistance 10 against Ruthless cards.
Free books, free internet, free heat. Somehow still legal.
ANARCHY, $40 TEE
NOW WITH MORE AI
THE BOOK WAS BETTER
Your attempts to control a Fringe vassal: +2.
LIBERATE... WHAT?
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +1.
KNIGHTED ON SATURDAY
PREPPED. BORED.
Your other vassals: +2 resistance.
CLIFF? SHIP IT.
Wants the whole thing to go faster, ideally off a cliff.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
Predicts the price. Then predicts it again.
VIRTUE, AT COST
Raises a concern at every meeting. The meetings were moved.
TOMORROW, SPONSORED
Has seen tomorrow. It has a sponsorship deal.
READ IT ALL. ALONE.
Read the whole filing. Eats lunch alone.
SMILE FOR THE FLASH
LIKE, SUB, COLLAPSE
Twelve hours a day, a million friends, no weekends.
A GIFT? 4.5 STARS!
Gets the device a week early. Gives it four and a half stars.
I'M HUMBLED TO SHARE
Has never led anything, but thinks out loud professionally.
ONE MAN, TEN VOTES
Has a vision. Also a board seat, a jet and shares that vote ten times.
LIVE LONG, BUY MERCH
BEACHFRONT, NO BEACH
Beachfront property in a world nobody visits.