IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT
- Ruthless
- Shadow
- Public
- power
- 7
- resist
- 8
- income
- 3
54 cards.
IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT
NICE SHOP YOU GOT
+3 when this vassal itself attacks to control a Shadow vassal.
SOLD IN 0.1 SECONDS
Your attention, auctioned in a tenth of a second. You were not invited to the auction.
WE WERE NEVER HERE
YOU, BUT COMPLIANT
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +3.
AUDIT? FAILED AGAIN
EVERYTHING'S BIGGER
FRIENDLY RATES, 300%
STRIPPED FOR PARTS
+3 to destroy when this card attacks.
Buys it, strips it, then bills it a management fee.
PEACE THROUGH PROFIT
Now with machine learning, so nobody has to decide anything.
BE YOUR OWN BOSS*
+4 when this card attacks the Couriers' Union.
You're not staff, you're a partner. Partners don't get sick pay.
INVENTED BY LAWYERS
+2 to every neutralize attempt by your cards.
Invented nothing. Owns the idea of inventing it.
YACHTS, IMPOUNDED
Your attempts on a Communist vassal: +2, and +4 more when this card itself attacks to control one.
HIDING SINCE 1945
RIGHT-SIZED FOR YOU
+2 to every destroy attempt by your cards.
Every deck ends on the same slide: right-size.
SEIZED: THE PARTY
+8 when it attacks to destroy a Zealot vassal. Your attempts on the Gun Lobby, the Tobacco Companies or the Liquor Companies: +6.
WRONG, PRECISELY
Knows your worth to three decimal places, and gets it wrong.
NOT A BANK. PROMISE
Not a bank. Holds your money. Not a bank.
STARTUP NATION
Your attempts to control the Mossad: +8.
2% OR ELSE
Your attempts to control a Nation: +4.
HEX THE PAY GAP
BLOOD AS A SERVICE
+10 when this card itself attacks to control the Vampires. Any attempt to destroy it: -10.
UP AND TO THE RIGHT
Hockey stick or bust. Usually bust, then a pivot, then another hockey stick.
YOUR FILE IS THICK
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +2.
BEDSHEETS, NO BRAINS
WEEKEND PATRIOTS
Your attempts to destroy a Private vassal: +6.
WE ALREADY KNEW
SEEING STARS, LIVE
WE VALUE YOUR DATA
+4 when this card attacks the Municipal IT Department.
Your files are safe. Your budget is not.
NOT COLLUSION, MATH
+4 when this card attacks the Tenant Union.
Every landlord agrees on the price. They never met. The app did.
WE TAKE THE BULLET
Your attempts to destroy a Public Personality: +10.
ELECTED 99.9%
Your cards defend at +4 against Public attackers.
SHORT AND SWEET
+5 when this card attacks the Stablecoin Issuer.
Reads the footnotes, then posts them.
MERGE OR ELSE
POW! BUY ALL 12
BREAKS ARE TRACKED
+4 income while The Everything Store controls it.
Two-day shipping, timed bathroom breaks.
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
Resistance 10 against an Open, Private or Fringe attacker.
NOW HIRING. QUIETLY
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +2. Any attempt to destroy it: -10.
ASK YOUR PARENTS!
Your attempts to control a Ruthless vassal: +2.
MEDAL OF COMMERCE
Your attempts to control the International Cocaine Smugglers: +6.
TAGGED, NOT TAXED
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +2.
PINS FOR TYRANTS
+8 when this card itself attacks to destroy a Personality.
SAFE FROM YOU
Utopian cards cannot attack it.
Ten years of food, one exit and a nervous security team.
YOUR SOUL, ON CREDIT
Rent, groceries and payroll, all in the same app.
BORN TO BE MILD
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +2.
SABOTAGE, ORGANIC
A BETTER TOMORROW*
Your attempts on the Orbital Mind Control Lasers, of any kind: +4.
GREEN, FROM THE PIT
The cloud has to land somewhere.
TO SERVE AND INVOICE
NOW WITH MORE AI
LIBERATE... WHAT?
Every attempt of yours to destroy: +1.
KNIGHTED ON SATURDAY
PREPPED. BORED.
Your other vassals: +2 resistance.
CLIFF? SHIP IT.
Wants the whole thing to go faster, ideally off a cliff.