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The Meme Cartel Duke of Suriname [S434] AI

SurinameSouth AmericaCards 8Land 41 hexesOn the mapScore 107Goal 0/10

The Meme Cartel796

ONLY JOKING. MOSTLY.

+4 to control Fringe vassals. Public and Mainstream cards cannot attack your cards.

Irony is the payload.

power
8/8
income
8
Loan Sharks792

FRIENDLY RATES, 300%

  • Shadow
  • Ruthless
power
5
resist
5
income
6
Open-Source Maintainers0

LOAD-BEARING UNPAID

  • Open
  • Public

Half the internet rests on a library kept up by one tired volunteer.

power
0
resist
4
income
0
Tobacco & Liquor Companies327

HABITS ARE LOYALTY

  • Mainstream
power
4
resist
3
income
3
Robot Sea Monsters264

NOW WITH MORE AI

  • Ruthless
  • Private
power
0
resist
6
income
2
Secular Humanists255

BE GOOD. NO POINTS.

  • Open

Your cards defend at +3 against Mainstream or Proprietary attackers.

power
2
resist
5
income
3
Count Dracula219

BLOOD AS A SERVICE

  • Ruthless

+10 when this card itself attacks to control the Vampires. Any attempt to destroy it: -10.

power
2
resist
7
income
3
Ad Exchange16

SOLD IN 0.1 SECONDS

  • Private
  • Shadow
  • Ruthless

Your attention, auctioned in a tenth of a second. You were not invited to the auction.

power
6/2
resist
5
income
8

Pick one of Duke of Suriname's vassals to attack it.